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For the ones who greet the day with dry wit and zero patience, this T-Shirt says what you’re already thinking: please lower your expectations. It brings that grumpy, sarcastic energy straight into your everyday rotation, from casual hangs to low-effort social events. Throw it on when you want your outfit to do the talking at birthdays, reunions, or any moment that calls for a perfectly unimpressed reply. Product features - Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton - Classic crew neck with versatile fit - Twill shoulder tape for added stability - Seamless tubular knit design reduces waste - Ribbed collar helps hold its shape Care instructions - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors - Do not dryclean - Iron, steam or dry: low heat